I should have taken a picture of the can! if i remember I'll take a snap when I'm in the store nextYour on the right track with a compression tester too, you will need to salvage a glow plug to make a thread adapter unless you can source the metric threads, no idea what size that is. Make it fit your regular comp tester and put a higher pressure guage on it.
I would doubt a con rod is bent but who knows, it should still run on the other 3. Even with low comp, it should still smoke the fuel when cranked. Bad fuel timing faulty injector spray all equal smoke too, the fuel just ain't getting there and that is the main trouble
LOL Start you B%stard.! That about sums up the last resort or using either. I'll have to change what I call it
Ken
If you have it home, i would suggest pulling the injectors, install the short tube line out the back of the pump and attach an injector loosely. crank the engine, it will spin really easy and let out a LOT of noise from compression. Fuel should squirt out the delivery valve nozzles on the pump, keep cranking till you get fuel at the injector. Tighten the nut then crank again, see if you get fuel at the tip. If you get none it sounds like your injectors are stuck. The spray should be a narrow cone. I honestly believe your problem is stuck injectors or a bad pump. Ensure you have used a cable tie or wire to hold the start solenoid closed to allow fuel to the pump.
Ensure you don't over heat your starter, do this in bursts then let it cool off a bit.