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<blockquote data-quote="Tigerotor77W" data-source="post: 2327" data-attributes="member: 44"><p>Once upon a time there were 2 life long best friends named Joe and Mo. They shared an absolute love of baseball, went to every game for 100 miles around for years and years. Unfortunately, upon reaching a ripe old age, Mo came down with a terminal disease.</p><p></p><p>"Mo, you gotta do me a favor when you reach the other side. I just have to know if there is baseball in Heaven. Please do what you can to communicate an answer to me," Joe said to Mo on Mo's deathbead.</p><p></p><p>"I'll do what I can my friend," Mo said. He then closed his eyes and promptly died. (great joke so far, huh!?!)</p><p></p><p>The night the funeral, Joe was awakened by a familiar voice. "Joe, hey Joe! It's me, Mo from Heaven!" </p><p></p><p>Joe says, "Mo! So glad you can communicate with me! Tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is yes, there is baseball in Heaven."</p><p></p><p>"GREAT MO!," Joe says, "what can the bad news be?"</p><p></p><p>Mo's voice wafts down to Joe, "You are scheduled to pitch next Tuesday!"</p><p> </p><p>***</p><p> </p><p> A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. </p><p></p><p>After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"</p><p></p><p>The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner drawls, "No son, you go ahead."</p><p></p><p>Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches out and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chilli into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly drawls, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tigerotor77W, post: 2327, member: 44"] Once upon a time there were 2 life long best friends named Joe and Mo. They shared an absolute love of baseball, went to every game for 100 miles around for years and years. Unfortunately, upon reaching a ripe old age, Mo came down with a terminal disease. "Mo, you gotta do me a favor when you reach the other side. I just have to know if there is baseball in Heaven. Please do what you can to communicate an answer to me," Joe said to Mo on Mo's deathbead. "I'll do what I can my friend," Mo said. He then closed his eyes and promptly died. (great joke so far, huh!?!) The night the funeral, Joe was awakened by a familiar voice. "Joe, hey Joe! It's me, Mo from Heaven!" Joe says, "Mo! So glad you can communicate with me! Tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is yes, there is baseball in Heaven." "GREAT MO!," Joe says, "what can the bad news be?" Mo's voice wafts down to Joe, "You are scheduled to pitch next Tuesday!" *** A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner drawls, "No son, you go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches out and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chilli into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly drawls, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too..." [/QUOTE]
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