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<blockquote data-quote="Tigerotor77W" data-source="post: 2193" data-attributes="member: 44"><p>Hahaha, nice! I don't know if I would have that type of attitude as a duck, though -- my neck would be pretttty vulnerable.</p><p> </p><p>To hijack (add? <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> ) to this thread, here's a briefing about Jack Bauer (from the TV series in the USA -- maybe it's elsewhere, also? -- 24)</p><p> </p><p> "On 24, Jack Bauer averages 6 people killed per hour, times 24 hours, that's 144 individuals killed by Jack in a single day. </p><p></p><p>Figuring that under normal conditions, he gets a good night's sleep, that cuts his average total kills to only 96 per day. That's 35,086 people a year. I'm willing to deduct another 10,848 for weekends and holidays. </p><p></p><p>Still, it is reasonable to expect Jack Bauer to kill 24,238 people a year by even the most conservative estimates. In a normal 40-year career, he will have personally killed almost a million people before retirement. </p><p></p><p>If you figure a bullet cost 45 cents, and he shoots at least 3 bullets at everybody he kills, thats a total investment of $1,308,852 back into the economy over the course of his career on ammo alone..."</p><p></p><p>-- anonymous author</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tigerotor77W, post: 2193, member: 44"] Hahaha, nice! I don't know if I would have that type of attitude as a duck, though -- my neck would be pretttty vulnerable. To hijack (add? :-) ) to this thread, here's a briefing about Jack Bauer (from the TV series in the USA -- maybe it's elsewhere, also? -- 24) "On 24, Jack Bauer averages 6 people killed per hour, times 24 hours, that's 144 individuals killed by Jack in a single day. Figuring that under normal conditions, he gets a good night's sleep, that cuts his average total kills to only 96 per day. That's 35,086 people a year. I'm willing to deduct another 10,848 for weekends and holidays. Still, it is reasonable to expect Jack Bauer to kill 24,238 people a year by even the most conservative estimates. In a normal 40-year career, he will have personally killed almost a million people before retirement. If you figure a bullet cost 45 cents, and he shoots at least 3 bullets at everybody he kills, thats a total investment of $1,308,852 back into the economy over the course of his career on ammo alone..." -- anonymous author [/QUOTE]
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