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<blockquote data-quote="Tigerotor77W" data-source="post: 2505" data-attributes="member: 44"><p>Shoot, my copy and paste job cut off the last line:</p><p>21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a very smooth flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, while I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.You should see the front of my pants! </p><p>A passenger in Coach yelled:</p><p>You should see the back of my pants!</p><p> </p><p>(taken from another forum, <a href="http://forum.keypublishing.co.uk/showthread.php?t=54255" target="_blank">http://forum.keypublishing.co.uk/showthread.php?t=54255</a>)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tigerotor77W, post: 2505, member: 44"] Shoot, my copy and paste job cut off the last line: 21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a very smooth flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, while I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.You should see the front of my pants! A passenger in Coach yelled: You should see the back of my pants! (taken from another forum, [URL]http://forum.keypublishing.co.uk/showthread.php?t=54255[/URL]) [/QUOTE]
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