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<blockquote data-quote="Tigerotor77W" data-source="post: 1487" data-attributes="member: 44"><p>I'm stealing this off another forum (computer-related), but anyhow, it's not really sexual, political, or religious... The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick-looking, well-dressed, middle-aged gentleman. "May I help you?" the madam asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else. . ." "No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000.00 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, then calmly the man left. The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that is was very rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still $1,000.00 per visit. Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia." "Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family living there." "Yes, I know," said the man. "Your father died and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000.00 inheritance."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tigerotor77W, post: 1487, member: 44"] I'm stealing this off another forum (computer-related), but anyhow, it's not really sexual, political, or religious... The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick-looking, well-dressed, middle-aged gentleman. "May I help you?" the madam asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else. . ." "No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000.00 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, then calmly the man left. The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that is was very rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still $1,000.00 per visit. Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia." "Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family living there." "Yes, I know," said the man. "Your father died and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000.00 inheritance." [/QUOTE]
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